I’m back from vacation! Secretly, I wish I was still there because watching Khloe and Lamar has recently felt like watching paint dry. And very slowly.

The episode kicks off with Lamar and Rob messing around in the kitchen because they’re so bored. I have an idea! Get a job. Lamar decides to drink a raw egg, because he and Rob think it’ll make him stronger. Really, it’s going to give him salmonella and the runs. I know from experience. Lamar must think he’s Gaston from Beauty and the Beast drinking raw eggs. I’m not sure who’s the beauty and who’s the beast though. This is a tough one. Rob is frustrated because he’s bored and needs to come up with a routine for his days. Again, get a job.

Khloe and Malika arrive home and catch Lamar and Rob playing hangman and baking. The conversation quickly heads to a dark and disgusting place… Lamar suggests that putting an egg yolk on your “thing” is the best lube. My dinner is now in my … Continue reading →

This week’s episode of Khloe and Lamar kicked off with an incest-fest of Khloe and Rob fighting in her foyer, rubbing up against each other. After a few seconds of bumping and grinding, Khloe tells Rob that their body parts shouldn’t rub against each other. No shit! It really wouldn’t surprise me if these two hooked up sometimes. Rob then drops his backpack and shatters the gift that he had bought Kris Kardashian. No one even cares because obviously they’ll just buy another.

Rob, Malika, Khloe and Lamar head to dinner at Cuvee Wine Bistro and Lamar starts off with a slice of red velvet cake. I’m surprised that Momma Khloe didn’t rip this out of his hands and yell at him for eating dessert before dinner. Rob brings up his struggle to find his calling in life. It’s really tough when your whole family is full of entrepreneurs, continuously telling you that you’re a loser and an idiot. Maybe he should take the high road like Kim did – start off with a sex … Continue reading →